Election Results
Prowlers say NO to BOONE!
Outter Space - Night Prowlers were not afraid to speak up when their furry leader asked them what they thought of the Long Island Bob initiative to nominate Pat Boone to be apart of the Friday Night Cat Fight. The Cats n' Kitten spoke up all right, with a rousing "NO". Pat Boone certainly has his supporters and the "NO" vote was not unanimous by any means, but Mr. Boone will NOT be featured in this week's cat fight. When asked exactly why, Matt The Cat said, "I fear a riot would ensue from America's largest cities to its smallest towns. That's a chance I just can't take. " When asked if Pat Boone will ever be allowed back in the Friday Night Cat Fight, Mr. Cat replied, "Who knows. It's too soon to tell. But if I were Pat Boone, I'd stay far away from the Night Prowl Show". Boone is reportedly seeking amnesty and shelter with Ken Smith. More details when they develop.
posted by Matt The Cat at 2:14 AM
2 Comments:
The baseball umpires have spoken. Matt's ball was not caught by anyone in the Josse posse. Home run! Mr. White Bucks is officially barred from Night Prowl Cat Fights. There's no instant replay in baseball. And, as Tom Hanks said in "A League Of Their Own" there's no crying in baseball. Case Closed !!!!
wow, what a shock. they bullied out a white guy. you racists. if mr boone were black it would be praises for fear of trouble. have some pride you putz.
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